The London-born Holborn Mag has recently published an excellent guide for the Yet-To-Beard, replete with relevant citations and illustrations, at their Internet blog. We heartily recommend a read through their entertaining musings on popular culture as well as the accompanying step-by-step. Our sole quibble is with the time period quoted for proper beard growth as ‘six weeks’. Many Beardivists are known to sprout a cubit or more in as little as an afternoon, with very limited practice. Still, we understand this is an article written with beginners in mind.
Venture on to How to go About Growing a Beard.
Few floccose figures have embodied the understanding of metaphysical balance Beardivism strives to achieve as fully as Obi-Wan Kenobi. In addition to countless and much-celebrated earthly accomplishments, Kenobi transcended even the shackles fettering most mortals to the dimensions traditionally recognized by science, in order to guide his ward Skywalker down the path of good. For his archetypal spirituality, we name Obi-Wan Kenobi an intergalactic Beard of Action.
Herpetologically inclined Beardivists may breathe a sigh of relief; someone now answers your prayers. Tumblr site The Bearded has collated volumes of pogonographic content of only the highest quality for the world’s browsing pleasure at thebearded.tumblr.com.
As both au pair and mentor to Lion-O, the Lord of the Thundercats, all of Third Earth owes a debt of gratitude to Snarf’s wise guidance. Though it may not have been his stroke which felled the terrible reign of Mumm-Ra, it was Snarf’s foresight and training which made salvation possible. For his tremendous display of heroic virtues, we rightly bestow upon Snarf the title Beard of Action.