Because clarification is sometimes necessary.
Now you can spread the good word and look dapper, simultaneously!
If your chin leaves any room for doubt, emblazon your head with the Beardivism emblem.
Greet each day with proverbial wisdom.
Bring the transcendant wisdom of the LOW to the masses.
Represent your belief wherever you can find a 3″ diameter.
Because facial hair is all or nothing.