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Rearing a Beardivist #9

If a small child asks “Father, where did Beards come from?” he responds “Long ago, The Great Beard in the sky bestowed this garment upon our chins. The Great Beard had a fiercely-burning wisdom whose revelations were known to immolate the unprotected.  So, wishing his acolytes to remain safe from his potent rays, The Great Beard gave the First Believers whiskers that they might be protected and still bask in his brilliance. Thus the First Beard was born.” If the child is of ginger complexion, confine it.

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LOW: On Intelligence and Wisdom

wisdom is the will to apply intelligence for the benefit of mankind and also celebrities might be robots beard comic

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On Perseverance

To call it easy to Beard is to diminish the accomplishments of all Great Chins; and yet an ingrown facility and ease is precisely what some proponents would lead you to believe.  To what ends, we cannot rightly say. Continue reading

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“Beard or beard not; there is no try.”

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“A beard is the savings account of the soul. Dividends are paid in whiskers.”

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“Wisdom is derived not from the growth of one’s beard, but from the tactile sensation it produces.”

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