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Beard of Action: Carlos Ray Norris

Chuck Norris says the term Beard of Action is redundant.

 Also, don’t call him Carlos Ray.

Beard of Action: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Few floccose figures have embodied the understanding of metaphysical balance Beardivism strives to achieve as fully as Obi-Wan Kenobi.  In addition to countless and much-celebrated earthly accomplishments, Kenobi transcended even the shackles fettering most mortals to the dimensions traditionally recognized by science, in order to guide his ward Skywalker down the path of good.  For his  archetypal spirituality, we name Obi-Wan Kenobi an intergalactic Beard of Action.