Because clarification is sometimes necessary.
Now you can spread the good word and look dapper, simultaneously!
Bring the transcendant wisdom of the LOW to the masses.
Because facial hair is all or nothing.
(Back: Superheroes do not have beards because they are not based on facts.)
For any bearded hero too often overlooked by mainstream shavist media.
The classic Beardivism slogan now available on cotton (the other fabric of our lives).