Beard of Action: Rick Grimes

The post-apocalyptic everyman, Rick Grimes, gives all Beardivists an intimate, albeit marginally dramatized, glimpse into the social and moral adversity we face on a day-to-day basis, and the devastating toll it wreaks on the irresolute or unprincipaled among us.  Though beleaguered by misanthropes and besieged by miscreations, Grimes’ bristly lodestar guides him and his companions tirelessly and chin-first through worldwide cataclysm and devastating psychological trauma.  If not for his itchy bastion of seemingly obsolete values, we have no doubt that this last beacon of humanity would have been speedily and summarily extinguished.  For his remarkable leadership in times of great peril, we hereby name Rick Grimes an end-of-the-world Beard of Action.

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Beard of Action: Michel de Nostredame

Quatrains written by the french apothecary and seer, popularly known as Nostradamus, are frequently cited as apocalyptic prediction; one currently trending  interpretation portends doom on 12-12-12.  While this post may be evidence to the contrary of said translation, there can be no misinterpretation of Nostradamus’ prodigious Beard of Action.