Rearing a Beardivist #11

When a young child asks “Father, no matter how hard I try, my beard won’t grow.  Why me?” he responds “Fear not, young one, for there is no shame in this.  Whether or not your follicles choose to whisker is beyond your control; what matters is only that you have chosen to give them the opportunity. A beard is a state of freedom more than it is a badge of honor.” If your other children have been likewise afflicted, consider adoption.

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