My Dear Beardivists,
Although the League of Whiskers has always self-published their completely factual minutes, they have advised The Center for Beard Related Studies of their intention to expand the archives to allegorical, and even comic, entries.
To this end, dear reader, they are asking for your help in expanding the Beardivism registry with your own iterations of the League of Whiskers’ exploits. Furthermore, I am proud to announce that we now have in beta testing an interactive online form for accomplishing exactly this!
Should you have any questions or concerns on the matter, close your eyes, stroke your chin three times and ask via email.
Associate Dean of Communications
The Center for Beard Related Studies and beardivism.com
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