Rearing a Beardivist #6

If a small child asks “Father, where do babies come from?” he responds “When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, the follicles of the Great Beard germinate a new whisker, and when this whisker sprouts, a baby is born.  Thus growing from the same face, are we all connected and equal…except for the lower-neck whiskers; they’re usually an accident.”  If the child associates with this caste, consider homeschooling.

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4 responses to “Rearing a Beardivist #6

  1. This should be in all sex education classes.

  2. Reblogged this on The Beard it Speaks and commented:
    Sex education.

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