Rearing a Beardivist #5

If a small child asks “Father, don’t you think this whole Beardivism thing has some seriously religious overtones?” the father responds “Back from whence you came, demon!  Though you end my bloodline, thou shalt not have my whiskers!”  Hurl it into the nearest incinerator shoot, for it was no child, just a shaved and contrarian dwarf.  Search for your child’s corpse.


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2 responses to “Rearing a Beardivist #5

  1. If you the razor nicks us, do we not bleed? If you offer us “Just for Men”,
    do we not laugh? If you shave us, do we not feel the cold? And if you mock our beards, shall we not punch you in the face?

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