Rearing a Beardivist #2

If a small child asks “Father, where do beards go when they are clipped?” the father responds “Where shall I go when I am dead and buried? I am but an imprint upon you; the act of beard and my presence in your life are the same in this. A whisker is clipped and a man dies, but their immanence has already been and will always be.” If the child begins to cry, tickle it with your chin.

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