Hirsute issue urgent advice for beard wearers on snow, snowmen & snowballs

A timely bulletin for beards in the Northern Hemisphere, courtesy of the Beard Liberation Front.

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Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE  12th January

Contact Keith Flett      07803 167266

HIRSUTE ISSUE URGENT ADVICE ON SNOW,SNOWMEN & SNOWBALLS

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued important advice for the hirsute in the light of forecast  significant snowfalls in some areas of the UK

The BLF says that it is essential to keep the beard protected from snow. The best way to do this is by staying indoors and away from possible contact with snow.

However if venturing out in the snow, the following guidelines should be followed:-

 1] Protect the beard in its entirety with a scarf

2] Sweep any drifting snow from the beard on a regular basis

3] Avoid contact of the beard with snowballs which may cause the beard to become snowlogged

4] If building a snowperson remember that a male gender snowperson should have a beard

5] If…

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