Beardivists and Devotees of LOTR, rejoice!
Though I approached it with some trepidation, The Hobbit prequel proves that not all in Hollywood have forgotten the true nature of the narrative and philosophy which underpins JRR Tolkien’s magnum opus. With a massive aesthetic and financial wellspring to draw upon, The Hobbit achieves the rare feat of both quantity and quality insofar as much as pogonologic pursuits. Thirteen dwarves and a wizard have bravely born our bearded banner into the land of man’s social consciousness once more.
Assosciate Dean of Communications
The Center for Beard Related Study
Dictated. Not read.