LOW: Brape, Definition and Perpetration Of

Brape  [breyp]  noun, verb, braped, brap’ist, brap’ing

noun
1.  The unethical carving of full beard into moustache sans cheek/chin/neck component
2. An act of whisker-related plunder, abuse or violation

verb
1. To forcibly remove facial hair of the cheek/chin/neck while preserving the hair of only the upper lip

Eg: The stashist let his beard reach adult length with the sole intention of braping it into a handlebar.

The League of Whiskers hereby publicly decries brape in all its forms.  Whether in the name of fashion, charity or experimentation, the incubation of a natural beard for the sake of stashist abomination should rightly be declared crime against humanity.

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